#not with this salary
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You know, there is a pretty high chance me and my wife will never have kids and you know what? The idea to be the excentric Great-Aunts who suddenly leave everything to their Niece or Nephew in their will, and them turning up to a potentially haunted manor in the countryside is very appealling!
#just thinking#now to actually get a possibly haunted manor#yeah#not with this salary#but one can dream?#I would def hide criptic letter and journals all around#keep them on their toes
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#incognito polls#anonymous#tumblr polls#tumblr users#questions#polls about money#submitted june 5#money#salary#finances#income
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Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?
Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?
Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?
Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?
#superbat#just bruce wayne things#he would#because he's batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#batman#they're co-parenting#but neither of them knows it#and even if they did they're too stubborn to admit it#sassy bruce#he pays for that reporter salary btw
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Either that thing or sand. illusion of free will
#never ask a woman her age#a man his salary#and casey junior about the apocalypse#rottmnt#tmnt#rise of the tmnt#rexdraws#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise leo#rise donnie#casey jr#rottmnt donnie#leo rottmnt#leonardo rottmnt#rottmnt leonardo#tmnt leo#leonardo tmnt#donnie rottmnt#donnie tmnt#donatello rottmnt#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt casey jones#casey jones junior#casey jones jr#tomfoolery
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They have no desire to represent your interests.
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Day 5 of Billy Batson week, this one is dedicated to all the 12 year old Dad Billy AU’s out there, especially when Kon’s the one being adopted

Part 2 here
Also I really want to know what the salary of a justice leaguer would be, is it a 401k? Can it support one person or a family? Or is it just above minimum wage? Do they even get dental?
#literally can Billy fully support himself with just the JL salary I’m curious#Bruce is still paying for everything the last I heard#idk if he’s rich enough to pay everyone but some exceptions should be no problem#wait he’s a billionaire he literally can nvmnd#anyway this comic is def inspired by suzukiblu’s fic#at least it’s the one that planted the brain worms#also imnotbuyingiteither’s fic raahhh#billybatsonweek#bb84week#billy batson#captain marvel#kon el#conner kent#superboy
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Rody: The risk I took was calculated…
But boy, am I bad at math…
#dead plate#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#R.I.P.rody's salary#isn't he canonically spongebob or smh
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https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-judge-strikes-down-biden-overtime-pay-rule-2024-11-15/
#tiktok#texas#pay increase#us economy#salary increase#texas federal government#federal government#us department of labor
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tulips crop top, my beloved 🤍
Tyler Joseph at the Pinkpop Festival (2022)
#tyler joseph#twenty one pilots#topedit#tjosephedit#bandedit#musicedit#bandsdaily#gifs#pinkpop festival#he was so tanned on this day i am Suffering#suffering bc. yeah. but also because everything looks yellow but oh well#i wanted to gif josh because he also looked 😮💨🤌🏻#but his best takes are during Saturday and i dont have an HD file of that. my villain origin story.#'SAI era was bad--' okay whatever did u SEE them during that era jesus christ#it's not just the shirt it's the pants sneakers haircut paint everything combo#little note: i got so distracted by these two demons that i almost forgot to close my attendance sheet at work.#can u imagine. no salary due to debilitating twentyonepilotsness
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Salt was once so valuable that it served as currency in various cultures. The word "salary" comes from the Latin "salarium," rooted in "sal" (salt).
#Salt#Currency#Salary#Etymology#Latin#Roman History#Ancient Trade#Linguistics#Historical Facts#Word Origins
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Sony Produce 200 (1988)
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The computer runs on magic or something idk
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What is the REAL reason they want to get rid of social security?
@joyannreid
#project 2025#trumps project 2025#social security#donald trump#2024 presidential election#politics#republicans#democrats#social war#right wing terrorism#right wing extremism#right wing politics#right wing women#right wing bullshit#hard earned money#salary
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Yuan Zhong trying to recruit his weapon spirit dude (still not clear what exactly they are) to go on adventures with him and the man is like, "I have a union job already, thank you very much"
And you don't even get a pension!
This man just destroyed the premise of every wandering adventurer story
#spoilers#ep 17#cdramas#a moment but forever#I don't want to adventure I want a salary#and sick days!
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tumblr download link that leads to patreon with a download link that links to adfly that leads to MySiteTM where you find a download link leading to simsdom where you wait for 10 seconds to find another waiting timer for another 5 seconds that leads to tumblr
#april fools concept idea#can we roleplay that i did this?#my workplace april fools prank is that I havent been paid my salary from FEBRUARY yet! so fun :)#anyway where's the boops
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